Interrupting this wedding season to report...

Don't worry folks, I will post pictures and the story of the wedding shortly. I just had to post to say that the YMCA just left me a message to "see how I'm doing". See how I'm doing. Yeah. Right. They're calling because I've been a huge gym slacker for a really long time!!! I've been faithfully wasting my $50 a month for quite a while now. And they know! My little card with the barcode is allowing the Great Gym Guilt Trip conspiracy to transpire! Maybe other gyms do this all the time, I don't know, but I find this shocking. And feel surprisingly guilty. Very guilty. I suppose I'll now, oh so sheepishly, slink back into the Y this week. Damn drill sargents.