Cat-astrophe

*TMI warning* My cute cat is not so cute at the moment as she just had a major runny-poo-got-stuck-in-her-bum-fur incident, and try as I might the stuff is not coming off, and now the little bugger just ran under the bed. Damn. This is usually a two person job, so I think I'm just going to be singing "smelly cat, smelly cat" until J gets home from work at 3. Ewwwww...